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Journey Of Self Discovery Leads A Man To Realize He Doesn’t Care

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February 11, 2011: The Onion Editors / The Onion – February 10, 2011

Flagstaff, AZ – Three months after setting off down a long spiritual path to find himself, 38-year-old Corey Larson arrived at the conclusion Tuesday that he does not care. “I spent many long hours meditating, studying the works of great thinkers and spiritual leaders, and delving deep within myself for some kind of answer, and then it hit me: I couldn’t care less.”

Larson said of his soul-searching journey, “Fuck it. Fuck it all.” Larson briefly considered writing a self-help book to make the journey easier for others, but decided that he also didn’t give two shits about whether other people arrived at the same conclusion he did.

The Tonka Report Editor’s Note: I oftentimes think and ponder exactly the same thing… Fuck it all! - SJH

Link to original article below…

http://www.theonion.com/articles/journey-of-selfdiscovery-leads-man-to-realization,19100/

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  1. To All,

    Yet, once enlightened, to turn back is the only unforgivable sin… blasphemy of the Holy Spirit.

    - SJH

    Steven John Hibbs

    February 11, 2011 at 9:10 pm


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